Bleeping Bleep

Random:

• $1,000 popsicle w/ gold and a shot of tequila in it
• Nacho cheese Dorito mouthwash ?
• Woman makes over $140K per year cleaning frat houses
• Paintball course in California pays $250K to create course called "Bin Laden Compound"
• Hilarious: this guy told his 81-year-old dad that Twitter was a search engine. This is what he has searched for...

Sports:

• Mexico built a volcano-shaped soccier stadium (PICS)
• Brandon Phillips (Cincinnati Reds) is invited by a kid to a little league game on Twitter and he goes!
• Fear-inspired miniature golf course
• 12 most exotic golf courses in the world

Ping pong trick shot video

VIDEOS ANYONE!

• Pretty cool Evan Longoria commericial (VIDEO)

Hilarious Dirk Video

CRAZY! Girl Who Can Do 1,000 Animal Voices

This guy can do some kickin'

Fan runs onto baseball field and makes the escape!

TRAILER: Horrible Bosses

CRAZY line at In-N-Out's opening in Texas

Pretty Cool mug that turns a drink into a slushy

Complaints Eat Muffins

WATCH THIS WHOLE VIDEO BECAUSE IT'S AWESOME!!

Random:

• How cool is this pizza cutter/fork thingy?!
• Pictures: man flies over the Grand Canyon with a jet pack
• This teacher pledged (after 9/11) not to shave his beard until bin Laden was dead.
• How drunk was this guy? Got a DUI for driving on this.
• Some lifeguards in Orange County (CA) make over $200K per year...
• The California Gas Thieves strike again! Bringing the total up to around 2,000 galloons

Sports:

• Funniest names in baseball history
• (My favorite writer, Wright Thompson) on Brazil's drug crime going on near Rio de Janiero
• The heartbreaking story of Lakers' heir apparent Brian Shaw (very sad)
• Mysterious blackjack player wins $5.8 million in Atlantic City

TRAILER: 30 Minutes or Less

Drunk guy eats napkins at Denny's

Batman vs civilian on the Las Vegas streets!

WARNING: Crazy naked guy (on drugs) attacks people on NY subway

The Treaty of Argentina

First off, GO MAVS!

Random:

• Ants the size of hummingbirds invaded Wyoming 50 million years ago
• A swarm of 100,000 bees attack a homeless man in Phoenix. Yikes, yikers.
• You honestly HAVE to read it to believe it!
• WARNING graphic: pictures from Osama's compound (via Trey McMenamy)

Sports:

• Atlanta Hawks leave two tickets at will call for Jameer Nelson. Find out why.
• Desean Jackson should do THIS: bid to race against Chris Johnson
• GQ wrote a little bit about OKC Thunder's Russell Westbrook
• ESPN's Ric Bucher has words w/ ORL's Dwight Howard in locker room

AWESOME game of H.O.R.S.E.

Best man lights groom's hair on fire during karaoke

Cool frisbee trick shot video!

Blake Griffin on the Norm McDonald Show (pretty funny)

Tuesday Ate Apples or Hates Apples?

Photo courtesy of the New York Times

Random:

• Man dressed as cow steals 26 galloons of milk from Wal-Mart
• VIDEO: A look inside the compound where Bin Laden raid took place
• VIDEO: Man gets struck by lightning twice in a row
• This metal bean keeps your coffee hot for hours
• Retro versions of some pretty big news sites
• Did you know that underground butterfly trafficking is a $200 million per year business?

Sports:

• Manny Ramirez hit a 400+ foot home run one-handed in high school. Manny before Manny...
• Dutch soccer club signs this 1-year-old

CRAZY tornado in Tuscaloosa, Alabama (via Chance Azbell)

Future first-person shooting game? (via Clint Bullin)

GNARLY rugby knee injury